lu, mildly an artist

Why exist when you can live??

I've decided to become a boss. Being an underling just doesn't suit me anymore. Granted I'm very used to this demeaning role as I am the youngest child in my family. But I've just decided to become the top, the big cheese, "the man" so to speak, y'know, the one they stick it to. Cool eh? I know it will be harder than I make it sound. As my grandfather once told me, "With great power comes great responsibility." And I know it will not come easy ... or at least it should* not. But I already have a plan - so no biggie! Two words ... smushed together:

POPSTEAKS.

Now I'm trusting all the visitors to this site (yes, both of you) to not go spouting off about this idea. It hasn't exactly been patented or developed yet. You have been blessed enough to hear about this in its embryonic stages.

I was inspired tonight as I sat in the HoC living room relishing a fabulous dinner of marinated steak from the bbq (credited to the culinary prowess of a certain Brian Harskamp) and contrasting the values of a quick and easy meal (eg. toast)with a meal that takes work to assemble (eg. pasta and steak)(the latter of the choices usually yeilding a more desired and satisfactory effect of satiation).

Thus

the POPSTEAK.

Trust me. This will be big. I know there is a market for this. And how do I know? Cuz he's sittin' in the next room - thanks Mark. And for all your support so far -> a free box of POPSTEAKS!. Two relatively decent guys that I know (James and Mark of the HoC) are both fans of the quick and easy. However they both enjoy a juicy rib or T-bone steak once and a while.

Ok, so the direction of thought is becoming obvious.

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I'm surprised no one has attempted to corner this probably large niche in the market. So keep it on the downlo y'all. I accept only constructive criticism and financial support in my quest for appeasing the ignorant masses. (Ignorant for they do not know yet what they want. And, O! I'll tell them what that is!! If only they knew! They'd be so excited!!)

So this rant has gone on long enough without enough structure, content, and/or worth. So I'll just hush like a film festival and Cannes it.

President Laura Helena
T 905 648 2131
F 905 648 2134
E lelena@gmail.com
W www.popsteak.com (in development)